Archive for January, 2004

Samurai Fiction — movie review

by Kris   ⋅   January 16, 2004   ⋅   Comments [3]

THIS MOVIE SLAUGHTERS KILL BILL and KUROSAWA! Just give reputed rebel Hiroyuki Nakano 45 days and he’ll return with a completely unique, extensively tricked-out treasure that indulges its audience in everything that works well in cinema today, as well as many decades past. Innovative, incredible and awe-inspiring, this film combines seemingly spontaneous shots with amazingly [...]

Underworld dvd movie review

by Chris   ⋅   January 8, 2004   ⋅   Comments [2]

VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES? COOL!! ..OR MAYBE NOT I remember being stoked about this film when I first saw the trailer attached to Wrong Turn. I mean, come on! Vampires fighting Werewolves! How much better could it get? As long as they didn’t churn out something as godawful as Howling VI (the other vampires against werewolves [...]

The Order he-said-she-said movie review

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   January 2, 2004   ⋅   Comment [1]

Happy New Year! We’d thought we’d throw ya a curve ball with this unassuming flick. It’s appropriate, as Resolutions stand to “eat” our Sins, right? Anyhoo, enjoy!
SHE SAID:Trailers suck. Suck ass. Especially when they try to blast a decent film into blockbuster status, perhaps forcing the interesting bits to drown on the cutting room [...]

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