Archive for June, 2004

The Stepford Wives (2004) movie review screener!

by Chris   ⋅   June 8, 2004   ⋅   Comments [2]

“[I felt] as if someone had poured shit in my eyes”
–Fernando Croce of Cinepassion.org
While I didn’t feel as strongly against the look of the new Stepford Wives, there was no denying its assault on my patience. Unrelentingly annoying humor, seemingly ripped from today’s worst sitcom fare, the film seems tailor made to satisfy the intellects [...]

Chronicles of Riddick he-said-she-said movie review screener!

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   June 8, 2004   ⋅   Comment now

SHE SAID: Okay, pretend we live in Riddick’s world. Like most sci-fi/action flicks, pretend the laws of physics and logic do not exist. So if we nit-picked and tore this movie to shreds, we would be hard pressed to discover flaws because in Riddick’s world, running across magma fields in 300 degrees without a [...]

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