Archive for June, 2006

Shinobi: Heart Under Blade movie review

by Chris   ⋅   June 9, 2006   ⋅   Comments [2]

Based on the novel by Futaro Yamada, Shinobi: Heart Under Blade (aka: Shinobi 2005, nothing to do with the SEGA game) is a classic tale of star crossed lovers in Tokugawa era Japan. Oboro and Gennosuke, born to opposing ninja clans locked in a centuries long quiet war, have found a love that flies in [...]

[TRAILER] . Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   June 7, 2006   ⋅   Comments [4]

The trailer for the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel is now available online. But, in an effort to keep it out of the hands of kids, the MPAA has deemed it can only be viewed from 10:00pm to 4:00am on the Apple site. Not believing in such silly limitations, we decided to provide you this [...]

Thoughts on the proposed Gay Marriage Ban

by Chris   ⋅   June 6, 2006   ⋅   Comment [1]

You know, I think this whole effort to ban gay marriage through constitutional amendment really stems from narcissism. All these backwater bubbas think that since they find themselves to be so darn attractive, what gay person wouldn’t? In fact, were a gay person in the presence of their buck-toothed splendor, they wouldn’t be able to [...]

[TRAILER] . The Wicker Man Remake

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   June 5, 2006   ⋅   Comments [2]

The Seargent’s not a virgin? There’s no “How Do?” dance? No maypole? No Christopher Lee? Nicholas Cage and Marcia Cross? I’m speechless. See Neil Labute’s desecration of a cult classic here.

Tom Yum Goong — Date Movie — capsulefest movie reviews

by Chris   ⋅   June 5, 2006   ⋅   Comments [4]

Tom Yum Goong
Goddammit! Someone has stolen Tony Jaa’s elephants! Now he must fly to Australia to rescue the purloined pachyderms and, with his trademark flying elbows, knees, and crazy stunts, kick the asses of the persons responsible. The story has sort of a retro-cheap, slapped together sort of feel; quite like the Cinemax-grade actioners of [...]

News Cap — 06/02/06

by Kris   ⋅   June 2, 2006   ⋅   Comments [2]

Beware of Chickens * Death to Dinosaurs * Japan poopoos Sex and Immigrants * No Smoking in Canada * Yahoo! CEO Earns His Keep * Frito-Lay is Evil * Ginormous Poison Ivy

Paris Hilton update

by Kris   ⋅   June 2, 2006   ⋅   Comment [1]

Paris sings reggae and Rod Stewart * Simple Life 4 wife-swap

More than you wanted to know about Viagra

by Kris   ⋅   June 1, 2006   ⋅   Comments [2]

Vietnam legalizes it * Viagra for Kids * Artificial Penis a success

News Cap — 06/01/06

by Kris   ⋅   June 1, 2006   ⋅   Comments [3]

3-armed baby * Real life Suicide Circle * 8 new species found in Israel * Oasis better than Beatles? * DMX no more * Is Anna Nicole Smith pregnant or just attention-starved?

Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion: Grudge Song // movie review

by Chris   ⋅   June 1, 2006   ⋅   Comment [1]

The last Scorpion entry starring Meiko Kaji is certainly the least of the films. Moving forward sans director Shunya Ito, this installment finds Sasori on the run from yet another gung-ho police inspector, facing threat of execution, and falling in love. That’s right, Sasori in love. When the film starts the police are hot [...]

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