Anna Nicole Smith died today, who’ll have ghost sex now?

by Kris   ⋅   February 8, 2007   ⋅   Comment now   ⋅    RSS

I just thought I’d throw this up there because it’s slightly “dreamlogic”.

39-year-old Anna Nicole Smith died today at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida of unknown causes and on the heels of a Trim Spa lawsuit (the diet pill campaign she pushed and used to lose almost 70 pounds was accused of misleading marketing), oddball pregnancy with her lawyer Howard K. Stern, and mysterious death of her 20-year-old son in the Bahamas.

Smith used to be best known for her ‘92 Playboy cover, provocative b/w Guess ads, and the ugly legal battle between her former stepson over half of her late husband and oil tycoon (and 63 years her elder) J. Howard Marshall II’s estate. Marshall was worth a reported $1.6 billion - maybe that was before he met her though - read what it costs to coo Anna Nicole Smith with a grain of salt. Today she’s probably best known for wigging out weirder than Paula Abdul and divulging ditzy things like “I don’t drink as much as I use to could”.

Smith also disclosed in an interview with FHM magazine about the kinkiest sex she’s ever had: “A ghost, hung like a horse, an f-in HUGE horse, would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas… I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem”.

The autopsy’s tomorrow. Who wants to bet it was stress, drugs, or yo-yo diet related?