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Ballad of Narayama aka: Narayama Bushiko (1983) he-said she-said dvd movie review

Director: Shohei Imamura
Starring: Ken Ogata, Sumiko Sakamoto
Genre: Japan, Drama
Release Date: June 10, 2008
SHE SAID:
Sometimes I think movie awards are granted to the films that show the most boobies. Just show a little heart and a little tragedy and a lot of skin and there’s your accreditation. Take the laurel-gilded Ballad of Narayama for [...]

CONTEST . Slayers Season 3 DVD Set

So we’ve got another contest for you guys. This time we’re giving away Slayers season 3. I’ve never seen an episode of Slayers, so I’m going to make this contest a bit simpler than normal. So, here’s the question to answer:
In the realm of fantasy and myth, what exactly is a manticore?
Email your answer [...]

Last 12 Hours of Full Metal Alchemist Contest

Just a reminder that our Full Metal Alchemist contest closes in 12 hours. If you’ve been thinking about entering, you’ll want to do it soon. Our winner will be notified by email tonight. Good luck to all!

Gay for a Day — We were Harvey Milk extras!

Woowoo! Today Chris and I spent the day getting kinda sunburnt and cheering ourselves hoarse in front of Sean Penn* for the new Gus Van Sant movie Milk, a biopic on Harvey Milk, California’s first openly gay elected official. I have no idea if we’re even visible, but we’re about three rows behind [...]

CONTEST . Full Metal Alchemist Season 2, Part 2 Box Set

I figure it’s about time for another Dreamlogic contest, don’t you? This time around we’re offering a Full Metal Alchemist Season 2 Part 2 Box set. Entry requirements are simple. Just just drop an email, with the subject “Full Metal Contest” to fullmetalcontest at dreamlogic.net, with the answer to the following question:
Name two other films [...]

Stuck he-said-she-said movie review screener!

HE SAID
Unlike Diary of the Dead, the commentary found in Stuart Gordon’s latest is surprisingly subtle. Based on a true story, the film sees a health-worker hit a homeless man with her car following a late night dancing, drinking, drug session. Concerned with the loss of a possible promotion, she opts not to let anyone [...]

There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men He-Said-She-Said movie review

Two that we should have mentioned a while ago, but never got around to it. Writing full reviews for these is something akin to adding twigs to a forest fire – completely unnecessary – so here are our brief two cents.
There Will Be Blood
HE SAID: An undeniably well-crafted film from Paul Thomas Anderson, but [...]

DVD REVIEW [Guest] . Dragon Ball Z Double Feature - The History of Trunks / Bardock the Father of Goku

Dragonball is perhaps one of the most popular anime series in the US, if not the most popular. Originally aired in 1989 in Japan, it was the TV adaptation of famed manga creator Akira Toriyama’s Dragonball. Toriyama created nearly 200 chapters for his manga that were finally collected into 42 volumes. The franchise has [...]

Video Find . A Preview of the Beijing Olympics?

Caught this video on YouTube Today. It depicts a women’s soccer match between Korea and China, and a pretty blatant case of cheating. The video itself has all the necessary explanation, so just jump on in and watch below.

Teeth movie review he-said-she-said

HE SAID:
I was hoping to compare this to Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy, but Discotek never sent me a review copy (probably because I panned A Chinese Torture Chamber Story). Still, I have a feeling that what I saw in Teeth was infinitely funnier, grosser, and better thought out and executed than anything in that film. [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [He-Said, She-Said] . Diary of the Dead

HE SAID:
Ty Burr of the Boston Globe said Diary of the Dead played “like Cloverfield for grad students.” I’m sorry to say, Ty, if this is your idea of grad school argument, you’d better ask for a refund on your college tuition. As far as social commentary is concerned, Diary of the Dead is freshman [...]

The Return of Film Rotation

Just a quick note that Film Rotation (aka: Filmrot) has relaunched with a new look and completely new focus. Filmrot was Kris and my original stomping grounds, writing news and reviews, before we broke off to form Dreamlogic.net. Feel free to drop by and say hi.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer is up

I’m sold.

For a bigger version, check out Yahoo Movie’s page here.

Dreamlogic Update Feb 2008

It’s time for another Dreamlogic update. I’ve almost finished the anime review pile from Funimation, so you’ll have reviews of School Rumble vol 5 and Negima - Complete Series shortly. In the Japanese film corner, we’ll be covering a number of Kino releases, including Seijun Suzuki’s Taisho Trilogy, three of the recent Masaru Konuma Nikkatsu [...]

ANIME REVIEW [Guest] . Ragnarok The Animation Volume 2

So the anime reviews seem to be popular, not just with readers, but with guest reviewers as well! The latest guest review comes from longtime friend and literati Jeremy Walker. Read on for his review.
Disclaimer #1:
I have never played, nor have I even watched someone else play, the Ragnarok Online M.M.O.R.P.G. (massively multiplayer online role-playing [...]

Never Belongs to Me movie review he-said-she-said screener!

HE SAID:
Nympho teacher
cyborg schoolgirl hooker
penis gun
gay gangster
tiger man
crippled hands
tiger eat da penis…twice
Love makes you do crazy things.
Never Belongs to Me is quite possibly the weirdest film I will see this year. Far from the pretentious weird of last year’s Another Hole in the Head pick, Id, Never Belongs to Me is more the fun and [...]

RonPaul.com sells for $25k

Ron Paul, dreamlogic.net fave Republican Presidential hopeful (totally media-snubbed despite his overwhelming “underground” popularity — amazing record-breaking campaign fundraising and high finish in Nevada), has no affiliation whatsoever with RonPaul.com… well, not yet anyway. Recently, RonPaul.com (formerly a Portland consulting firm) sold on eBay for $25,000. The winning bidder’s id, domaininsider, leads me [...]

OMG. 136 Cats in a single apartment

Wow, this has to be seen to be believed. This woman in Russia has 136 cats in her three-bedroom apartment. Kris and I love cats, but man….136? Check it out.