Betcha the Olympics committee wonders why oh why did they allow San Francisco, unabashed political arena, to be the only American point on the torch relay route dubbed the "Journey of Harmony". Extinguished in Paris (oft joshed at for ... continued»

Director: J. P. Schaefer Starring: Jared Leto, Lindsay Lohan Genre: Indie, Drama Opens in San Francisco April 18th, 2008 I wrote the bulk of this review in March 2007 and am surprised at how neutral I was about the &%(@! subject matter. ... continued»

Director: Robinson Devor Starring: John Paulsen, Coyote, Russell Hodgkinson Genre: documentary, indie Release Date: April 27, 2007 (NY) Okay, you're going to think I'm a sicko, but when Chris told me there was a documentary made circumscribing events involving a richie being humped ... continued»

I was pretty much jazzed about any plate of raw fish set in front of me until I moved to the Bay Area, where sushi is prevalent, but good sushi is rare (so you know if I, the human garbage ... continued»

Director: Michel Gondry Starring: Dante "Mos Def" Smith, Jack Black, Danny Glover Genre: comedy, mainstream Release Date: February 22, 2008 We saw this and I wrote this nearly a month ago, but I kept procrastinating, reluctant to shed negativity on such a wonderful ... continued»

Tofoo Com Chay feels like family when Ben, the friendly upbeat shopowner with the photographic memory greets regulars by name every time without fail. One tiny counter lady seems to only know the english word "dear", repeating it often. ... continued»

HE SAID Unlike Diary of the Dead, the commentary found in Stuart Gordon’s latest is surprisingly subtle. Based on a true story, the film sees a health-worker hit a homeless man with her car following a late night dancing, drinking, drug ... continued»

Two that we should have mentioned a while ago, but never got around to it. Writing full reviews for these is something akin to adding twigs to a forest fire – completely unnecessary – so here are our brief two ... continued»

In the age of express liposuck and lunch hour genitalia remodeling, what's the big deal if someone wanted their leg removed? Is repeatedly shaving down your nose or shooting botulism into your brow any less crazy? Aren't both ... continued»

HE SAID: I was hoping to compare this to Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy, but Discotek never sent me a review copy (probably because I panned A Chinese Torture Chamber Story). Still, I have a feeling that what I saw in Teeth ... continued»

HE SAID: Ty Burr of the Boston Globe said Diary of the Dead played “like Cloverfield for grad students.” I’m sorry to say, Ty, if this is your idea of grad school argument, you’d better ask for a refund on your ... continued»

"Downer Cows", or cattle much too weak to stand on their own, left to lay in their own (and fellow cows') feces for hours, obviously have a higher risk of disease, obviously are in excruciating pain. Less obvious is ... continued»

Chris rolls his eyes at me but obligingly spins the car around, heading back towards something I whined about missing during our serendipitous in-motion drive-by photo-op. It's a shell of a building seemingly built out of graffiti, layer upon ... continued»

Ron Paul, dreamlogic.net fave Republican Presidential hopeful (totally media-snubbed despite his overwhelming "underground" popularity -- amazing record-breaking campaign fundraising and high finish in Nevada), has no affiliation whatsoever with RonPaul.com... well, not yet anyway. Recently, RonPaul.com (formerly a Portland ... continued»

Poor timing dealt from inopportune situations, that's Paranoid Park's premise. Highschooler/skateboarder (not necessarily in that order) Alex (sweet-faced, eternally Zoo York clad newcomer Gabe Nevins) went out to "see the freaks skate" at Paranoid Park (oh, you know it's ... continued»

When you saw Doc Brown in Back to the Future II "gassing up" his time-traveling DeLorean with banana peels and garbage, didn't you think "wow, what a great idea! Why doesn't someone get on making that a reality?" ... continued»

I don't think I'd have much respect for George Clooney if he had remained a fluff celeb cashing in on his devilish smirks and self-effacing clever humor. Instead he ambitiously strives to pursue political platforms, balancing entertainment and ethics. ... continued»

Chris and I saw the quirky black comedy Wristcutters: A Love Story nearly a month ago, but at least it’s not out in wide release across the country/globe just yet, so this is still pretty early, hehe. “When there ... continued»