Absolut Mexico - Drunk Designers? ad alarm

We took it from them (lots of land after the Mexican-American War), they want it back. Apparently, graphic designers for Absolut feel the same way. Sketchily distributing them in Mexico, oddly believing their neighbor would not catch wind of it, Viva Mexico! was the message, drunken or not. What do you think [...]

Ad Alarm - Whoa Wrinkles!

(Ad found on moviefone.com) I’m not sure what’s more frightening, this ad or that women who shell out big bucks for “miracle goop” that they believe will erase time. In this case, a lot of time. The helpful Flash slider “wipes” away the wrinkles, displaying the sandblasted face of the “same but new [...]

Divine Blessings Bra

A while back Kris and I bore witness to one of the most absurd and entertaining infomercials ever created. It was for the Chinese engineered “breast enhancement product” (read push-up chest-belt), the Divine Blessings Bra. Brought to you by Quan Yin, the goddess of compassion and mercy, the Divine Blessings Bra bestows wonders on [...]

Red Hot Pocky Commercials

To complement the Men’s Pocky review, here are a few awesome Pocky commercials I dug up on YouTube, starting with the commercial for Men’s Pocky.
Men’s Pocky
Clumsy Pocky
Nosy Mother Pocky
Nosy Fisherman Pocky
Pocky Love
Scary Pocky
Bonus Yukie Nakama commercial

Lezbo Advertising for Straight Women

Ah, remember those days when you went to a cocktail party to straddle your girlfriends? Is this effective advertising? You be the judge.

Norelco wants men to shave all over

Perhaps you’re a swimmer jock. Perhaps you are a Mr. Universe competitor. Perhaps you’re like me and saw this advertised on amazon.com’s front page or the ad with the two kiwi fruits. Maybe you just want to hear some guy that looks like a cross between George Eads (TV’s CSI) and Matthew [...]

New Superman poster complete with secret message?

I must say, there’s something funny about the placement of Florida in this picture. Perhaps a reference to Supe’s newfound reproductive prowess? Or possibly a subversive message from director Brian Singer? Possibly to the studio to expect bigger than Brokeback size returns? I’ll admit, it’s not as blatant as the original cover for the Little [...]

Life is Like a Mosh Pit…

I’ve been doing it all wrong. Smash into something and then hold onto it.

McDonald’s will be “hip”, you’ll see

Bigfoot mimics a vinyl-head version of mister famous pasty-face Ronald McDonald in upcoming television commercials aimed for the GenY and gen-yy demographic. (Dunno if that last one exists; I just made it up like staticians often do.) Seems like Sasquatch isn’t the only copycat; critics say the new plasticky Mickey D is a liiiittle too [...]

Ouch my eyes!

Tough love

I always knew this girl was trouble.

What is Kikkoman?

Enjoy Summer!

Try to enjoy summertime beach trips with your folks now.
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