Separated at Birth: Infiniti and the Fat Lady

Chris said he thought the rear view of the Infiniti RX45 resembled a rotund woman’s tushie. It didn’t bother me much until I found myself stuck behind one in traffic and felt sorta grossed out, desperate to switch lanes!
Well I thought that might be a fun little “look alike” project, but when I tried [...]

Paris Hilton update

Paris sings reggae and Rod Stewart * Simple Life 4 wife-swap

Separated at Birth: George Clooney and Miguel Ferrer

Separated at Birth: Too Cute Cinema

This was a good weekend for pedophilia. Chris and I caught two flicks with very very pretty young lads in it: Lucky Number Slevin and Thank You for Smoking (reviews coming up). The former had a kid that looked like Eva Mendez (to me anyways), the latter had preteen cutie Cameron Bright, who [...]

Martha Stewart wants Diddy

On September 12th, to the dismay and delight of fans and foes everywhere, Martha Stewart will be back on the air in full-force and I say yay! In her continuing quest for world domination, the obvious purported plans stand to clog the television airways with not one but three different shows, one similar to [...]