I wonder…

… if gay ducks also mate for life.

… what happened to the cell phone battery brain cancer scare? I thought for sure that was the foolproof solution for overpopulation.

… if people are getting ruder, is that why BMWs are becoming more popular? Hmm, it’s a little “chicken and the egg”.

… why the harshest [...]

I wonder…

… if strippers get papercuts.
… if aged cheese was first eaten on a dare or maybe by some lazy French bachelor.
… why Boy Scouts are known for their honor and skills while Girl Scouts are only known for their cookies.
… why there are Greenhouse Effect skeptics when it’s hailing in Texas and Hawai’i and practically [...]

I wonder…

… if mattress showrooms really need to have high ceilings.
… if cavemen were ever allergic to nuts or dairy.
… if he were alive today, what price admission would Walt Disney charge?
… why there’s a Violent Femmes song on a Wendy’s commercial, Blister in the Sun at that. Appetizing? Errrm..

Would you return a bag of diamonds?

I love New York. I know I don’t live there, but the friends I have from there and the people I’ve met when visiting there are just the best. Honest, genuine, friendly and confident, New Yorkers are not always what you see in the movies. Those movies are usually written by and [...]

I wonder…

… who believes Phil Angelides is a good man. I guess those are the people who think the same of Barbara Boxer. Yup she’s a good man alright.
… what the person who invented the calendar really was going to use it for.
… is Nick Lachey happy?
… what the world would be like if [...]