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MOVIE REVIEW [He-Said, She-Said] . Stuck

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   February 26, 2008   ⋅   Comment now

HE SAID
Unlike Diary of the Dead, the commentary found in Stuart Gordon’s latest is surprisingly subtle. Based on a true story, the film sees a health-worker hit a homeless man with her car following a late night dancing, drinking, drug session. Concerned with the loss of a possible promotion, she opts not to let anyone [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [He-Said, She-Said] . There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   February 24, 2008   ⋅   Comment [1]

Two that we should have mentioned a while ago, but never got around to it. Writing full reviews for these is something akin to adding twigs to a forest fire – completely unnecessary – so here are our brief two cents.
There Will Be Blood
HE SAID: An undeniably well-crafted film from Paul Thomas Anderson, but [...]

Teeth movie review he-said-she-said

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   February 19, 2008   ⋅   Comments [3]

HE SAID:
I was hoping to compare this to Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy, but Discotek never sent me a review copy (probably because I panned A Chinese Torture Chamber Story). Still, I have a feeling that what I saw in Teeth was infinitely funnier, grosser, and better thought out and executed than anything in that film. [...]

Never Belongs to Me movie review he-said-she-said screener!

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   February 1, 2008   ⋅   Comments [2]

HE SAID:
Nympho teacher
cyborg schoolgirl hooker
penis gun
gay gangster
tiger man
crippled hands
tiger eat da penis…twice
Love makes you do crazy things.
Never Belongs to Me is quite possibly the weirdest film I will see this year. Far from the pretentious weird of last year’s Another Hole in the Head pick, Id, Never Belongs to Me is more the fun and [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [He-Said, She-Said] . Big Bang Love, Juvenile A aka: 4.6 Billion Years of Love

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   January 11, 2008   ⋅   Comments [3]

HE SAID
Ah, Takashi Miike. I think I’ve covered him enough in previous reviews to forgo the usual introduction. I mean, his popularity has grown to the point where I’ve even heard little children mentioning his name in excited tones at the local video store (I would imagine he would have it no other way). So [...]

MOVIE REVIEWS [In Brief] [He Said, She Said] . Eastern Promises, Rise: Blood Hunter, Planet Terror

by Chris & Kris   ⋅   October 21, 2007   ⋅   Comments [2]

Okay, so I said I’d be back on my queue films again, but Kris and I had a rather busy weekend — albeit one packed to the brim with pure awesomeness. In fact, we were so busy, I only made it halfway through Tales from Earthsea. Still, we managed to squeeze in a couple great [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [He-Said She-Said] . Sunshine

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   August 6, 2007   ⋅   Comments [3]

HE SAID
There haven’t been too many science fiction films focusing on the death of the sun. It’s a bit odd, given the sun is directly responsible for the abundance of life we enjoy on this planet. Really, the only film I am aware of to even remotely tackle this subject is Japan’s Sayonara Jupiter, though [...]

MUSIC VIDEO DVD/CD REVIEW [He-Said, She-Said] [Early] . Absolute Garbage

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   July 23, 2007   ⋅   Comment [1]

The DVD (SHE SAID)
Oh, you know those little mistakes in life you regret? I regret agreeing to do this review. First off, I remember thinking “damn, they ripped off Curve” when Garbage first hit the scene, then I remember being puzzled when my otherwise gentleman-y and sickly sweet friend said “Shirley Manson is [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [He-Said, She-Said] . DoA: Dead or Alive

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   June 18, 2007   ⋅   Comments [8]

HE SAID:Finally, a summer film that entertains throughout! Seriously, I’m not joking. Dead or Alive was the most fun I’ve had at a summer movie this year. It may be a videogame adaptation, but its ribald mix of kinetic action, sexy females, and tongue in cheek humor provided a consistent level of entertainment — something [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [He-Said, She-Said] . Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   June 18, 2007   ⋅   Comments [8]

SHE SAID:
Now this is going to sound pretty superficial (but it’s a mainstream movie, so I’m allowed), the main reasons I wanted to see Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer were Julian McMahon and Jessica Alba. If you’re going to do the same, you might be disappointed. First of all, they made [...]

Murder Party movie review he-said-she-said screener!

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   May 28, 2007   ⋅   Comments [3]

Murder Party
SHE SAID:
Somewhere there is a man who looks like Chris Elliot, but you will actually care if he dies. Chris Sharp plays Christopher S. Hawley, a totally blah, totally random alprazolam-popping traffic cop whose sorry socialization solely involves interactions with his cat. One Halloween, when the battle for the armchair is again lost to [...]

DVD REVIEW [HE-SAID SHE-SAID] . [Early] . Happily N’ever After

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   April 29, 2007   ⋅   Comment now

SHE-SAID
The story of Cinderella has got to be one of the most replicated and remade romantic fairytales. I actually never saw the Disney classic, but I had the read aloud/along storybook/recording. Like most girls, I thought her dress was keen (the animals made it for her!). Unlike most girls, I thought the [...]

ZODIAC Movie Review He-Said-She-Said Screener!

by Chris & Kris   ⋅   February 27, 2007   ⋅   Comment now

SHE SAID:
@$)^(*)!+ That’s the Zodiac killer saying the movie is really good. Or else that’s him saying dammit, you almost caught me.
David Fincher’s stab (eh) at the Bay Area’s gruesome Zodiac serial killer is decidedly un-Fincher-esque. If you’re a salivating fan of the director’s previous slick CG swoops or gloomy moodiness (i.e.: Se7en, [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [He Said, She Said] . Curse of the Golden Flower

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   January 8, 2007   ⋅   Comments [2]

He Said, She Said is back! And what better film to start with than Zhang Yimou’s Curse of the Golden Flower? On to the reviews.
HE SAID:
The first Yimou’s first film featuring Gong Li since their Shanghai Triad fallout, The Curse of the Golden Flower should be something of a cause for celebration. But, the former [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [SCREENER] . Silent Hill

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   April 21, 2006   ⋅   Comments [43]

Kris and I drove deep into the ghettos of Milpitas (Mill-pete-ass), braving hip-hop kids, speak-and-spell readers, and pretentious cinematic greenhorns (aka: film students) to catch a late evening screening of Silent Hill. Was it any good?
She Said:
Thanks to my awesome awesome friend “CapnT”, Chris and I got to view this sneak preview. Now I know [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [dreamlogic.net's Infamous "GAY" Pictorial!] . S.W.A.T.

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   June 17, 2005   ⋅   Comments [3]

“ALRIGHT, LET’S PUT THIS FROG IN THE BIRD!”
Starring Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, Samuel L Jackson, Ladies Love Cool James, Jeremy Renner (aka Tobey Maguire)
HE-SAID:
I must say, this has been the week of surprises. After seeing the trailer for SWAT, which proudly proclaimed it was from the producers of XXX and The Fast and the Furious [...]

MOVIE REVIEW [SCREENER] . Walking Tall

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   March 31, 2004   ⋅   Comment now

THE ROCK’S COOKIN LEFTOVERS First and foremost I must admit I haven’t had time to see the original Walking Tall, nor do I know the true story of Sherriff Buford Pusser, on which both films are based. However I’m a fan of Johnny Knoxville, and have been pretty happy with The Rock’s action resume so [...]

MOVIE REVIEW . Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed

by Chris and Kris   ⋅   March 21, 2004   ⋅   Comments [2]

KILLER WEREWOLF MAN IS COMING.. AND HE’S HORNY
HE-SAID: After the major disappointment that was the Dawn of the Dead remake, I felt the need to get some honest to God, 100% pure indie horror back in my system. Lo and behold, the San Francisco Horror fest had exactly what I needed.
Last night was [...]

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