Kris says LISTEN UP!: Okay, about a year ago, we’re in Chris’s car and the CD whirls and repeats. Its Tenacious D and I don’t really mind the first couple of times; its wackiness accompanies our joyrides as we’re eyeballing for pranks. I decide to humor Chris since he has just rediscovered a bunch [...]
HE-SAID: The Rundown was the most fun I’ve had with an action film since Pirates, and it was one of the very few I’d gladly watch again. Those of you that had a hard time comprehending the storyline of
SHE SAID: This was waaay better than I thought. You’ll walk in expecting a horror movie, and you’ll walk out remembering a comedy. That was meant as a compliment, though. Don’t expect this flick to be as provocative as I Spit on Your Grave, or include the forest as a character (Evil Dead). This [...]
DENNIS QUAID WILL FIRE HIS AGENT
SHE SAID: Slooooooooooow.. and not in a good ‘le French Cinema’ way. Camerawork likened to a kid messing around with the ‘slow motion/skip frame’ button. Editing is plain, redundant and predictable. Same goes for the musical score. So many opportunities to create intriguing tangents, but chooses the unforgivable [...]
HE SAID: Kris and I just got back from the press screening and all I can say is, ‘whoa!’ Robert Rodriguez has proved he can still show the adults just as good a time as he shows the kids. Once Upon a Time in Mexico is a rare film these days as it is [...]
WHAT’S A HOMICIDAL PSYCHOPATH TO DO?
SHE SAID:
Yakuza boss Anjo has been eviscerated. Entrails are scattered across the floor, ceiling, even the fish tank. A clean-up crew of rejected Yakuza erases every trace, including 300 million yen. But they have seen this all before; they are the ones who orchestrated it +have tidied up previous [...]
A WHACKED OUT ANIME COME TO LIFE!
HE-SAID: SSM&PHG is an unabashedly cool, high-energy action/comedy filled with extremely colorful characters, subtle, yet hilarious humour, and a wonderfully engaging story adapted from the Japanese Manga of the same name. Samehada (Tadanobu Asano of Ichi the Killer fame) is a gangster who has double-crossed his own gang and [...]
Hi, Chris here, with my lovely fiancé, Kris. We just got back from Tomb Raider 2, and had quite differing opinions on the film. We thought it would be fun to present both the guy’s opinion and the girl’s since the response to the film differed so much.
HE SAID: Ah, Lara Croft, Tomb Raider. [...]
Hey everyone. We just took a look at the I Spit on Your Grave Millennium DVD and thought we’d try a He-Said, She-Said review in an off-beat “dialogue” format based on our discussion.
EVERY TWO MINUTES, somewhere in America, someone is sexually assaulted. One out of every six American women have been the victims of [...]
LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES
SHE-SAID: What if every time you blundered or struggled, you could turn back time– no wait, wait a minute. That’s too corny. What if every negative moment your subconscious chose to suppress was merely an ephemeral escape into what deserved to be destiny? What if this said destiny altered the lives [...]