
We are giving away a Domino prize pack including a Domino T-shirt (complete with “Heads you live…tails you die” slogan), lighter, and fake tattoos to one lucky Dreamlogic reader. To enter to win, just post an answer to the following question at the bottom of this article. Make sure to include your real email address on the post, for we will use this to contact you if you win. Your email address will not be displayed on the site.
Note that when answering, creativity counts. A winner will be drawn at random from our top 10 favorite answers.
The Question: If you gave up your job to become a bounty hunter, what would your code name, weapon of choice, and preferred method of catching baddies be? Remember your method cannot involve killing your target since the funders of this hypothetical bounty want you to bring the person back alive.
The prizes:


(we’ll have pics of the lighter and tattoos later in the week)
Good luck!
– Chris and Kris
OK, I will take a crack at this.
bounty hunter name: bubba fett
weapon of choice: bastard sword
method of capture: using google/zabasearch, reverse lookups
Name:::: Autumn Bubblegum
Chris, you forgot the “tagline”:::: “My policy is, don’t get caught, don’t die, …now you don’t want to be 0 for 2, do you?”
Weapon of choice:::: Barber’s shaving blade
Method::: Use their most treasured person/thing as bait.
Code Name - Fantine JNS
weapon of choice- razor wire
method- reel them in & hook them later
Name: A-Dogg tha Determinator
Weapon: red right hand
Method: cutting sarcasm
Name: I could care less what you call me as long as I get paid.
Weapon: Large blunt object
Method: an unconscious mark is easier to carry.
Name- Swing
Weapon- switchblade
method- immobalize them
Name- Night Rider
Weapon- Whip
Method- whip and trip
name: jasper
weapon: smoke bomb
method: when they cacn’t see, attack and capture
name: Achilles
weapon: butter knife
method: severing/cutting/rupturing/getting rid of the Achilles heel, with a butter knife no less
name: Phyxius
Weapon: Stun gun
method: Get chummy with them then ZAP!
Codename: Deep. ‘Cause i’m clever, philosophical, and mopey.
Tagline: (not necessary, but fun) If forgiveness is the work of a great man, I guess I’m just alright.
Weapon of choice: Tranquilizer gun.
Method: Let’s be honest. I’m not going to go in, guns blazing, and get shot in the face. Just lurk around until the mark doesn’t know I’m after him, and knock him out.
My codename would be James T Kirk.
I would have an army of Celine Dion records. I would play these until the poor bastard could take no more, and fell on the floor in a puddle of his own tears. He’d be as good as captured then.
Name: Aids (cause i want them to fear aids, and go oh my god run away it’s aids!)
Weapon: The common cold
Method: Get them sick by poisoning their food, then while they are bedridden bring those bastards in. No fight on my part except gloves to avoid the snot rockets.
hey
Hey Kimberly.
Was that supposed to be an entry?
oh hey….. chris. um.. hmm. u dn’t hve 2 cll me kimberly wll.. if ur a grl jst cll me ‘mixy’ if ur a… boy cll me ’sg. is thea any grls in hea????
Um, this is kind of the board for the Domino Schwag giveaway. I don’t think people are looking for anything besides the T-Shirt and lighter. Welcome to the site though :)
ya, i knew tht. ths is knd of the brd fo the…. domino schwg.
ok look chris, i wz jst kddn. i’m so srry. ctch cha lata
No problem. I was just thinking you might want to actually submit an entry.
hw cme it’s 6:35pm ova thea, whle in hea it’s only 3:35pm. tht’s weid.
um chris! do u hve a ncknme?
Yup. It’s a secret.
a scrt?? cn u tll me?????? plsss
Name: CrutchMaster
Weapon: Evil Onions of Death
Method: I would throw evil onions of death at them until they died.
wea do u lve, chris???? cz the dte 2dy is octoba 6, 05. nt 5th. do u lve in u.s.a or sumwea in europe????? wll, it’s octaba 6 ova hea in nelson. tht dte is cmpltly wrn.
Code name: Faulty Pipes
Weapon: Kathy Bates and Ernest Borgnine
Method: Making Kathy Bates and Ernest Borgnine do a striptease
Name: Baneful Babe
Weapon of Choice: Poisoned death kisses
Method: Head lock the guy then give him the last kiss of his life.
hay whs here?
wht’s going on?
Name: Naked Ron
Weapon: Real Estate Skills and Acting Skills and Go Kart Skills
Method: I would sell him ur house and when he closed teh deal I would pretend he would be my best friend and then I would run him over with the Go Kart and then he would be sorry and then I would catch him.
code name: bimbo
weapon: stun gun
method: gt chmmy wth thm thn ZAP
Code Name:
Weapon:
Code Name: Shif T
Weapon:Methadone
Method: Get them addicted to Starbucks and then offer them an “out” (hence the methadone) from their newest addiction.
code name: CyanideTea
weapon: cuppa of “rose hips tea” - with a little ro hyp
M.O.: wait a little and lead them in
Code Name: Shadow Master
Weapons of Choice: Syringe
Preferred Method: Stay in the shadows, use my trusty syringe to inject either a mass dose of opium for a live target or cyanide (this time opium considering you want him alive) and wait for him to fall
code name: QT Bomb
weapon of choice: cute outfit, alluring smile & AK47
preferred method of catching baddies be: use all my skills crafted by many hours of Splinter Cell
Code Name: Cowboy
Weapon of Choice: A lasso
Preferred Method: Lay a stack of hundred dollar bills where I’m sure they will see it and wait ’till they go to grab it.
Code Name: The NightHawk
Weapon of choice: MacGyver reruns
Preferred method:
A barrage of Booby-Traps, capped off by the Target’s legs getting caught in a noose, and propelling him in the air.
As he’s upside down, in the air, I make my entrance: “How’s it hangin’?” I quip, as I light up a Cigar.
Case closed. Job done.
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I forgot to specify, only MILFS in the San Jose Area. Email me.