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by Kris ⋅ April 29, 2006 ⋅ Comment now ⋅ Subscribe RSS

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Okay, I know it’s amazing how many people in America are at least bilingual. And I know how tough the English language can be. That still doesn’t prevent dummies like me from enjoying Engrish and ESL examples. Here’s a guy trying to sell his “billigant” “love car” online, no shit-talking now, “I tell hella truth” and “u must fall in it”:

Sup,I got a Infiniti Q45,its only 17xxxx oringinal miles and , i got it from my uncle so i m the first-half owner,its auto with billigant color, it changed a new timin-belt when it was 10xxxx mile, new radiator, battery,air-filter, new transmission, remember all parts from walhouse, the point i changed the stuffs cause i love this car, just wanna tune up. Its hella save gas that u dun believe in V8 car, cuz i put some premunim save gasoline, power extra oil and injecter cleaner in the tank, u can see how much price a gallon right now. I just pay $30 for 8 days!!!!(remeber i go from alameda to South SF which close to Millbrane)and i work on garage,,so u r not gonna say shit about my lovely car, cuz it got no problem,thats y i can strongly set this fair price. I wax and clean the car every 2 weeks. set up a extra window protection coat on the windows,u must see through clarity when its raining, i tell hella truth.*If u r interested in buying my love car,just come and pay then get in home. U must fall in it.

* u must enjoy and feel the car great , its firm$2600, u can compare with every other Q45, this model same as lexus. My aunt is old age,she handle the car real good. and i just drive it to school.

The onli reason i sell the car is i wanna buy a new car 06.

send me a e-mail if u wanan buy it: ——hotmail.com or call ——–: thz