Get buff in the buff

Amsterdam and gym membership peddlers never cease to amaze me. Now nudists are invited to join a Dutch gym.

The participants must sit on towels so as not to funkify the gym equipment, which already gets a little gross with the stale sweat layers from dressed guests, but other than that they’ll have free reign of the gym during the special “nudifit” sessions. Gym staff will remained clothed.

Aren’t people going to show up just to watch? “Anyone who shows up just to ogle will be thrown out”, says gym manager Patrick de Man. If you ask me, they’ll probably have better luck down the street gawking at the girlie window shows rather than out of shape nekkid people stretching and fat jiggling anyways. Wait, same difference.