… if strippers get papercuts.

… if aged cheese was first eaten on a dare or maybe by some lazy French bachelor.

… why Boy Scouts are known for their honor and skills while Girl Scouts are only known for their cookies.

… why there are Greenhouse Effect skeptics when it’s hailing in Texas and Hawai’i and practically winterless in Connecticut – remember that guy from CT bought three eBay snowballs for $200 (plus airfare for the seller from CO) last January? It only snows two months out of the year in Iceland now, yet it was snowing in South Africa last August.

… if anyone else thinks John Malkovich is sexy. Rawr.

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