In case you get all your news from MTV…

by Kris   ⋅   November 8, 2006   ⋅   Comment now   ⋅    RSS

…you probably don’t even care about Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld resigning or the Democrats rising to majority House rule. No, no you only care about Britney’s break-up.

Britney Spears seems to have tired of the sperm bank she called a husband and made a bee line for splitsville with Kevin Federline. I know, shocking isn’t it? I mean they did get matching pink and blue dice wrist tattoos. Ironically, if Baby Cannon Britney gains custody of their two insta-sons, he may end up owing her alimony. Where will he get the money?   K-Fed’s new album just released this Monday at #151 with only 6,500 or so CDs sold. Frankly, I’m surprised he sold that many. Go him. I guess the Flung Federline can always sell his memoirs to pay the bills, I mean after the $30K/month from the pre-nup settlement runs dry. It’s just such a shame she didn’t divorce him before they bred.

Also on MTV, someone that’s no stranger to divorce, Eminem pulled a phoenix. I thought he said he was going to retire, but the same can be said of Jay-Z. I guess he was just on a “break”. Why stop when you’re young anyways? Or, young-ish. So Slim Shady stars as Hannibal the Cannibal Lecter in “You Don’t Know”, his collaboration with 50 Cent, where they “dig deep” to pretend to be hardball criminal convicts, strutting their stuff in the traditional orange jumpsuits. So is he officially reviving his “tough guy” persona? I personally like Eminem better when I’m laughing at him. Oops, I mean his comical side of course.