Infiniti and the Fat Lady — Separated at Birth

Chris said he thought the rear view of the Infiniti RX45 resembled a rotund woman’s tushie. It didn’t bother me much until I found myself stuck behind one in traffic and felt sorta grossed out, desperate to switch lanes!
Well I thought that might be a fun little “look alike” project, but when I tried to google search for “fat butt” and “fat ass” and “fat infiniti”, the best I could do were the pics blocked together below. Why is that the fattest butt I could find?! At least it was the same shade of fake orange tan as the car. What an off day; I couldn’t even find a pic of a straight on rear shot of the ugly SUV.. only “flattering” 3/4 shots. Hmmmm..
(*NOTE: Chris later toggled some browsing options and I was then able to find utterly disgusting “fat ass” pics, but I am too grossed out so you’ll have to do your own search or be content with the montage below)







