Jackass 2.. can it top the first?

by Kris   ⋅   September 20, 2006   ⋅   Comment now   ⋅    RSS

I can’t wait I can’t wait! This Friday is when Jackass 2 opens!! And those guys sure know how to have fun, don’t they? But how oh how do you top the first Jackass movie and all of those wild MTV episodes? Take it from me, they will!

You’ve probably seen the clips with the guys strapped to giant cartoonish rockets, or parachutes or rockets strapped to their backs and they attempt to launch themselves off a pier into grody lake water. Well, there are many many more death-defying stunts that I will now share with you.

**SPOILERS AHEAD ** But even if you read on, you won’t believe it until you see it. (Note: some of these stunts were not in the movie, but maaaay just be a DVD extra.. you think?)

Rodeo Adrenaline Drive: Bam Margera gets fire-branded on his dumb ass, blindfolded Johnny Knoxville is tackled by a crazy yak (with horns intact, no less), “Toro-totter” (a quad-teeter totter with a bull attacking whomever is at the lower end) is just like oldschool recess, and who needs horses when you can have a “Firehose Rodeo”.

Cute Miniatures: Dave England poops in a mini bathroom, ensemble minibike loop de loop, Weeman’s electric chair surprise that was a shock even to him.

King O’ Pain: Steve-O lets a leech suck on his eyeball, gets a (front-end loader) bulldozer bucket full of crap dumped on him, clamps a mean lobster onto his tongue, and skateboards into a row of lit fluorescent lightbulbs.

Snakes on a Pontius: Chris Pontius’ “Puppet Show” with his penis as the puppet sharing the stage with an angry snake, Johnny Knoxville and Chris Pontius wrestle with an Anaconda in the plastic kiddie-ball playpen, Ehren McGhehey gets comfy on a bed of nails wearing a turban and a cobra.

Of course it wouldn’t be Jackass without an old fart skit. This time Johnny Knoxville gets “elder-ified” with stage makeup and prosthetic testicles hanging out of his shorts. There’s also a special appearance by John Waters and something involving anal beads. What more could you possibly ask for?

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