I’ve been doing it all wrong. Smash into something and then hold onto it.

Previous posts that feature “engrish”:
Lube Sheep Tupperware
Sodami, the lonely little girl
Chinese Star Wars
Naked Coffee Family (from engrish.com)
Kikkoman, ShoyuSuperman (No engrish, just a wacky Japanimation commercial)
These things are hilarious. I can’t believe they are even sold. Don’t they have a proofreader?