Martha Stewart wants Diddy

by Kris   ⋅   August 20, 2005   ⋅   Comment now   ⋅   Subscribe RSS  RSS

On September 12th, to the dismay and delight of fans and foes everywhere, Martha Stewart will be back on the air in full-force and I say yay! In her continuing quest for world domination, the obvious purported plans stand to clog the television airways with not one but three different shows, one similar to if not exactly similar to the wildly popular and sadistic The Apprentice.

But the ultimate holy home and food guru is not wholly to blame. It is the network execs and Marketing mobs, who have been waiting with greedy paws until her house arrest release date. In case you’ve been Living (haha) under a rock, scrubby-clean Martha Stewart was arrested for white-collar crime #1, insider trading. She did her time in a scrubby-clean “prison”, the Alderson Federal Prison Camp, likened to quaint cottages where inmates craftwork and embroider their time and sins away. While there she treated her peers to jams and jellies made from the crab apples she collected outside somewhere on the 105-acre lot. Oh apparently it was an almost vacation for the obsessive-compulsive busy-bee. Maybe her punishment was boredom.

Anyway, after her release in March, she contacted Sean “Puffy”, oops, “Diddy” Combs, and asked him to be a guest on her upcoming show.

Combs says, “When she got her freedom, she contacted me and told me that they had a nickname for her - M Diddy. And it was comforting to her and she thought it was funny. [She] also [said] that she wanted me to be one of the first guests on her show.”

Should be either interesting or awkward. What do you think they’ll talk about?

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Comments [2] for “Martha Stewart wants Diddy”

  1. Have you seen her new show yet? Is it any good? I have classes so I can’t watch it. I mean I could tape it but I don’t know how to program my VCR. I think her apprentice one starts real soon too.

    BadCharlotte on September 18, 2005

  2. Yeh. I’d never seen it before. I saw it played on MST3K while I was in Junior High, and noticed it was in a few midnight movie fests in the city. It’s quite a bad movie, but it’s a double feature disc with Morons From Outer Space (which I also haven’t seen), and figured it wasn’t that bad a deal for the $4.00 I spent on it. Kathy Ireland’s voice is hella annoying though, so maybe I should have been paid the 4 bucks…..LOL.

    Chris on September 20, 2005

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