Hard Candy is a modern-day Little Red Riding Hood. But you have to remember that Little Red Riding Hood didn’t exactly depict a girl who was entirely innocent and chaste, but rather the final lure for those with the taste for evil. It’s easy then to assume that the wolf in this case is 32-year-old photographer Jeff Kohlver (a William Hurt/Denis Leary/Jude Law-stubbly Patrick Wilson), whose favorite subject is jailbait. He proudly plasters barely post-pubescent portraits onto his posh post-modern walls. His home/work studio set-up serves as a convenient ploy to invite teens in. He didn’t have to try so hard with 14-year-old Hayley Stark (Linda Cardellini and Cillian Murphy hybrid, Ellen Page) who eagerly invites herself over after an online flirting spree. But ay, there’s the rub. Jeff quickly becomes the victim of mental and physical abuse as the hunter becomes the hunted. See, Hayley has been doing some homework of her own, and she’s the honor student here.
We witness Hayley’s transformation from coy, quippy and clueless, to tenacious torturous tart. She zips around his house as if it were hers, even investigating the roof at one point. She justifies her self-proclaimed insanity with well-rehearsed soliloquies. Maybe she’s even done this before. Jeff is so shocked and stunned that he can barely retort. When he does, his feeble bluffs to trick Hayley with false alliance and reverse psychology falters. She is convinced that he has something to do with the disappearance of a local girl. He is convinced that she is delusional psycho. The only thing Jeff can rely on is his incredible will to survive and being so sweaty that he is able to slip out of Hayley’s boyscout-esque binds.
Amongst all the high-tension near-misses and extreme close-ups, there are some truly pretty moments with light-dancing vertical blinds and a bird’s-eye shot of Jeff’s secret hiding spot. Also, Jeff’s immaculate interior design is so deliciously minimalist that it creates allowance for the color saturation and overall feel of each room. We have the danger red living room, the caution/yield yellow photo studio, the wispy pink bedroom replete with matching pink vintage cabinet and matching pink sheets. (Trivia Time: the director’s actual house was the stage. Not sure if those were his pukey pink sheets though).
So who is the innocent and what is the final trick in Hard Candy? You might go back and forth on this one for a while. Because there is so much, or maybe so little evidence to support both parties, I thought it might be interesting to put
suspension of disbelief on the backburner and analyze a few things CSI style. Hayley is as careful as she is cunning. She cleans up like Merry Maids but leaves some clues behind. She also leaves some crazy questions behind. How is a skinny little thang able to lift an unconscious (dead weight) body up and around? Can it be possible that she’s such a perfectionist that she has even planned for Jeff to escape? Are their twixt similar and almost OCD personalities creating some sort of game rather than a mission? In one instance, Hayley violently rams her head against the wall after Jeff nearly overpowers her, and need I remind you that his bedsheets match the walls, for Christ’s sake. Could they both be innocent, both be guilty? Okay okay, back to the main question: is Hayley a heroic vigilante outwitting a molester/murderer or is she the real monster?
While you’re figuring it out, you’ll most definitely be wowed by the wonderful web of canned dialogue utilized as expected speeches to leery ears as the two amazing able actors verbally spar. Have fun reading between the powerplay lines!

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You know, I actually had no intention of ever seeing this film, but you seemed so excited to see it I ended up caving in. Good thing too, cause this movie was pretty darn good. Awesome review. And good keeping an eye out for new ultra coolness. Btw, isn’t there a Roald Dhal version of Red Riding Hood where little red has an Uzi in her basket?
Really? So it’s not just about some guy molesting little girls? I might check it out then.
Ooh, an uzi in ‘hood’s basket? That’d be awesome to see.
I want to see this. It sounds hot. It reminds me of my tour of duty in Vietnam.
I love the twist at the end.. or rather, in the middle. Great movie.
hard candy — this movie was totally twisted… i loved it and i hated it… for a second, i thought sandra oh would come and save him, but she didnt. i guess she tried… but not hard enough.
Hey boys this is a really good movie but somebody would be kind to tell me where i could get the soundtrack… Cause I love that psyco song when she said “shot me” but i couldn’t found!!! Please answer me at iraisbixybix@hotmail.com