Paradiso Girls — hot and Unpredictable

When are they going to officially release the Paradiso Girls‘ ‘Unpredictable’ track?

Last year I was hooked on their song snippet from MTV’s The City and just needed to find out more.

I loved the initial idea of the Paradiso Girls: bring babes from/representing different countries together — pic below L-R: Shar Mae Amor (Philippines), Chelsea Korka (US), Aria Crescendo (France), Kelly Beckett (Barbados), Lauren Bennett (UK). I was thrilled when I found out that one of the members is the impossibly cute Chelsea Korka from the Next Pussycat Doll show — you know, the scapegoat underdog you couldn’t help but root for. Then I found out she dated Shia LeBeouf, which is kind of a turn off, but okay.

Then I listened to a few of their songs. Me likey. Sheer pop B-list bliss. Then I took a closer look, er, listen to the lyrics. The genius of the Paradiso Girls is making hot girls sing/rap about what stereotypical hot girls do: go clubbing and know that they’re hot. It becomes satirical, whether they are aware of it or not, and heightens their sense of humor and ironically, their humility. For me anyways.

Did they just say “I’ll make you throw up”? Sure did.

I’m feelin’ so conceited
‘Cuz everybody is giving me love
But hold up, wait a minute
‘Cuz my cup is going empty
I need someone to refill me
I’m trying to get drunk

I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up
By the end of the night
Imma have you so fucked up!

Who wanna get fucked up?
I do! I do!
Who wanna get drunk?
Me! Me!
Who wanna get drunk?
(Lil’ Jon: I’m already drunk!)

— Patrón Tequila by the Paradiso Girls