What happened to…

by Kris   ⋅   January 31, 2006   ⋅   Comment now   ⋅   Subscribe RSS  RSS

… China’s supposed efforts to environmentally reform Beijing in time for the Olympics? Also, their halted plan (or, rather, the US pressuring them) to raise the value of the yuan may make Target enthusiasts (not to mention Chinese farmers) weep. And does democracy really matter when you’re dead? According to Nostradamus’ Fatima, China is going to start WWIII.

… Stevie Wonder’s 15 seconds of eyesight? Remember, he got those microchips implanted in his head or whatever. There were a lot of stoopid jokes floating around like he’d exclaim “ohmigod I’m black?!” when he first looked into a mirror, but I don’t remember hearing or reading anything relevant.

… that wonder of all wonders: the potato/tomato plant? It boasted potatoes underground and tomatoes topside. Just kidding, I know it bombed.


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Comments [4] for “What happened to…”

  1. I WOULD LIKE A POTATO/TOMATO PLANT. IT WOULD GO GOOD WITH GRITZ.

    HALL OF GRITZ on February 6, 2006

  2. You know, I think maybe the operation was successful, but now Stevie merely “plays” blind so as to fit the persona of the blind musician people have come to love over the years.

    You think?

    Naw. But it would be interesting to find out what happened.

    Chris Nelson on February 6, 2006

  3. Oh yah, I just read that somewhere around 40,000 Chinese have been forcibly evicted from their homes in order to prepare the area for the olympics. I guess the efforts are well under way!

    Chris Nelson on February 9, 2006

  4. Stevie wonder saw Alecia Keys at the grammys. I’m not kidding. He said she looked hot.

    Gekko on February 10, 2006

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