What happened to…
… China’s supposed efforts to environmentally reform Beijing in time for the Olympics? Also, their halted plan (or, rather, the US pressuring them) to raise the value of the yuan may make Target enthusiasts (not to mention Chinese farmers) weep. And does democracy really matter when you’re dead? According to Nostradamus’ Fatima, China is going to start WWIII.
… Stevie Wonder’s 15 seconds of eyesight? Remember, he got those microchips implanted in his head or whatever. There were a lot of stoopid jokes floating around like he’d exclaim “ohmigod I’m black?!” when he first looked into a mirror, but I don’t remember hearing or reading anything relevant.
… that wonder of all wonders: the potato/tomato plant? It boasted potatoes underground and tomatoes topside. Just kidding, I know it bombed.
