Thoughts on the proposed Gay Marriage Ban
by Chris
June 6, 2006
You know, I think this whole effort to ban gay marriage through constitutional amendment really stems from narcissism. All these backwater bubbas think that since they find themselves to be so darn attractive, what gay person wouldn’t? In fact, were a gay person in the presence of their buck-toothed splendor, they wouldn’t be able to control themselves. They’d start a-hittin on them, and offering them proposals of marriage. It’s best to nip that activity in the bud and make it illegal right there, or bubba might get so excited someone’s actually showing him attention, he accepts the offer.
Don’t people have better things to do?
