Too Cute Cinema — Separated at Birth

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This was a good weekend for pedophilia. Chris and I caught two flicks with very very pretty young lads in it: Lucky Number Slevin and Thank You for Smoking (reviews coming up). The former had a kid that looked like Eva Mendez (to me anyways), the latter had preteen cutie Cameron Bright, who you’ve seen as the coquettishly creepy reincarnated husband/hustler of Nicole Kidman in Birth or the “young Ashton Kutcher” in Butterfly Effect, who coincidentally, of-age cutie Josh Hartnett declined the lead role for. Another coincidence, Hartnett (from Slevin) and über-onscreen-asshole Aaron Eckhart (from Thank You for Smoking) both star in Brian De Palma’s Black Dahlia which opens this September. Just keeping the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon/Hollywood thing going I suppose.

Another coinkidink, Cameron resembles my hubbie and dreamlogic.net’s very own Chris Nelson, even down to the diagonal scar on the left eyebrow.. check it out:

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  1. that is no scar! It is genetic I’m sure. Which is even MORE of a coincidence, could Chris possibly be the missing father here? Shady…

    Alex (Resident Anime Reviewer) April 19, 2006
  2. LOL…99.99987% look alike…

    kelly beck April 20, 2006
  3. hmm.. I’ll take your guys’ word for it :)

    Chris Nelson April 20, 2006

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