What’s weirder than Nuke Verge and Gay ‘ol Oprah? CELEB NEWS, of course!

by Kris   ⋅   July 31, 2006   ⋅   Comment now   ⋅    RSS

MIAMI VICE IS BETTER THAN PIRATES
Well, I’m not saying it’s better, but it’s making box office history. I guess Colin Farrell should stalk kids more often.

MEL GIBSON IS AN ALCOHOLIC JEW-BASHER
Mad Max got real drunk and real anti-Semitic after being pulled over by a deputy in L.A. Whoa, all the theological brownie points he collected making “Passion of the Christ” just went down the crapper.

MICK JAGGER IS FUNNY
Now Jeff Goldblum can put this on his resume: “interchangeable with Mick Jagger”. When Goldblum turned down a role for the sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity”, an odd chain of events led to Mick Jagger reading the script and signing on.

OPRAH IS GAY
If this isn’t a clever attempt to steer media attention away from more important things. And of all things, to attack one of the most altruistic persons on the entire planet?? It reminds me of what Dave Chapelle said about timing and Michael Jackson — how the government uses Jacko as a diversion — so why not Oprah?

CALL IT WWWhatever
On NPR this morning, there was a discussion on the precise terminology/classification for the impending nuclear war. Is it WW3 or WW4? Technically, the Cold War was WW3, so 4 it is. They went on to assure us that if we were indeed in the midst of the next World War, we would definitely know it because there would be chunks of our dear America in rubble and chunks of our relatives lying amongst that rubble. Ooh, I feel better already.

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